Mole...smashed

Ok so Saturday night, or rather sunday morning.

Last things I remembered... Colin told me to go to his room, so I did and crashed on his floor, he came along with a jug of water which I pretty much gulped down , I then took all the stuff out of my pockets onto the floor but in the process, misplaced my glasses, I tried to search on the floor for them but couldnt find them. Frustrated I sat on the bed and tried to get a wider view of the floor.

Alan walks past and comments that he is amazed that I was still upright, I tell him I lost my glasses and he gets Colin who finds them quickly. I then place the glasses on the floor along with my other stuff. I then figured that I couldnt sleep there without my pillow and sleeping bag, so I go out into the hallway and immediately fall down. I start crawling my way there instead and remarked to myself how fast I was going and I crawled out to the lounge. Moment I enter the room the mind goes blank.

However I do remember two little things after this...

1) lying on my back on the floor and worrying that everyone would see my man boobies.
2) Lots of ppl kicking me while I laid on the floor sleeping, I dont think they were hard kicks as I woke up with no bruises...

Apparently I did the following:

Tried to crush chris in the hallway
Got too close to chris and recieved a kick to the gut which left me lying in the hallway moaning for 10 mins
Got into colins wardrobe and pulled everything out onto the floor. Only reason why I can think I would do this this is if I was trying to hide...

I am however proud to have woken up and seen 2 full glasses of vodka which I hadnt drunk, despite how hard chris and mook tried.

Remember chris, I get angry when you try to get me to drink more, when im at the stage where my body and mind say no. Hence all the swearing.

Yeah, Mole has a bit of a potty mouth when he gets drunk. He's very funny though

This is excellent haha. You should invite me to one of these gatherings... Spice the party up a bit.