How is everyones love life going?

Bogus man. I don't have a love life, except for that sweet, sweet bourbon... Got off track sorry. Anyway no one has really mentioned anything about girls lately. So lets recap, last I heard everything was pretty much the same. Give us an update guys.

Me? I work all day and are away for weeks at a time quite frequently so any chance of a girlfriend is slim. Meh, doesn't worry me too much currently. I very happy where I am at the moment.

I can say one thing though: CHICKS = TROUBLE

Nothing happening here.

Working full time and having other commitments leaves me with precious little time for that sort of thing. Not that i'm worried, i'm happy with things at the moment.

zilch, zero, dosent exist.

Ok then... If it's still the same then lets elaborate on terms of why.

Hmm.

Reasons why Mole dosent have a GF.

Shyness
Fat (lets face the facts, fat ppl= not easy on the eyes in todays society)
Not much of a social life = lack of opportunities
Lack of confidence (although im happy to say this is slowly going away)
Unusual hobbies
Lack of knowledge of the "tricks of the trade" (ungrim has tried to teach me)


Top two I think are very significant

Mole wrote:Hmm.

Reasons why Mole dosent have a GF.

Shyness
Fat (lets face the facts, fat ppl= not easy on the eyes in todays society)
Not much of a social life = lack of opportunities
Lack of confidence (although im happy to say this is slowly going away)
Unusual hobbies
Lack of knowledge of the "tricks of the trade" (ungrim has tried to teach me)
Top two I think are very significant

I thinks it's more because you like little boys mole

hehehe

Little boys...nah.

I only have eyes for you and that beautiful little beard.

mole, I think it's the shyness.

YOU CAN DO IT!

and having a social life would help. say you have a 5% chance of entering a relationship with a female you meet, and you meet one per week, you have a 5% chance per week of begining a relationship. if you meet 10 girls per week, you have a 50% chance!
Also, it helps if you have ongoing contact, so she can see many of your positive attributes

so if chance of the "x" factor = x = 5%
and number of elegible females you meet = n = 1
and the length of "friend/aquantance-style" relationship = t (weeks) = 6

so if: x.n.(t/2) = chance of relationship

your chance is 5.1.3 = 15% chance of any relationship turning into a "special" relationship

I may expand this further at a later date, incorporating competition (supply and demand), consumer fussiness, economic, environmental and other various social / cultural factors. All rights reserved, Rasto 2008.

Holy crap. Rasto just explained the basics of love mathematically.